It’s just come to my attention that someone arrived at my site having googled “Noel Edmonds [sic] Life Story”, something it conspicuously lacks. I apologise, and offer the following: Born fully-bearded into the loveless marriage of Clements Freud and Atlee, the young Noel’s massively outsized forearms immediately marked him out for great things. Having enjoyed Continue reading →
Author Archive for Dead Badger
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I always like a good bit of stupidity, as long as I’m participating in it, and not having it inflicted upon me. Unfortunately this episode is an example of the latter, but I can look back and laugh. Aged about 6 or so I used to suffer from continuous and excruciating ear infections. For a Continue reading →
Dear Person who fills the vending machine, Hi. I wrote to you recently, you may recall, regarding the lamentable problems concerning the filling of the vending machine (enclosed). It’s all right – I’m starting to quite like Berry Blast, not to mention the mild excitement of not knowing whether today will be the day my Continue reading →
Dear Person who fills the vending machine, Hello. How are you? I am well. I am writing with regard to the filling of slot 7 in the vending machine (attached). For some weeks now, you appear to have been filling this slot with Berry Blast, not Dr Pepper as indicated. Please could you not do Continue reading →
Or, “what I’ve learnt from cricketers.” A side-effect of following a series that takes place entirely while I’m asleep is that I end up reading rather more cricketing ramblings than is strictly healthy. Good has come out of it, however, as it turns out that I have a major failing I need to address. We’re Continue reading →