Professional sport is a dog eat dog world (dog eating itself may be a professional sport by now; who knows?). Sportsmen are constantly searching for new tactics to give themselves an edge over their opponents. Some are specific to certain sports; others are more widely applicable. Take, for example, England’s victory from this morning over Continue reading →
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Dear Barry, (may I call you Barry?) It is with a heavy heart that I write to you today, for my cat, Lucky, passed away last night. I know what you’re thinking, but no; in fact it was a lamentable lack of curiosity that did him in. Had he shown more interest in the approaching Continue reading →
It’s just come to my attention that someone arrived at my site having googled “Noel Edmonds [sic] Life Story”, something it conspicuously lacks. I apologise, and offer the following: Born fully-bearded into the loveless marriage of Clements Freud and Atlee, the young Noel’s massively outsized forearms immediately marked him out for great things. Having enjoyed Continue reading →
I always like a good bit of stupidity, as long as I’m participating in it, and not having it inflicted upon me. Unfortunately this episode is an example of the latter, but I can look back and laugh. Aged about 6 or so I used to suffer from continuous and excruciating ear infections. For a Continue reading →
Dear Person who fills the vending machine, Hi. I wrote to you recently, you may recall, regarding the lamentable problems concerning the filling of the vending machine (enclosed). It’s all right – I’m starting to quite like Berry Blast, not to mention the mild excitement of not knowing whether today will be the day my Continue reading →