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Retarded Reviews: Indiana Jones and the Boring MacGuffin

Warning: I’m going to spoil the shit out of this movie. This is actually going to be tricky because it has no discernable plot, although there is plentiful shit. Don’t worry, you’ll thank me for it later. The Writers’ Guild of America strike last year obviously hit Universal Studios hard, as they decided to dig Continue reading →

Retarded Reviews: The Prince Albert, Camden

Today I branch into reviewing London social establishments, my ire having been roused by the Prince Albert, an alleged gastropub located slightly off the beaten Camden track. I went with high expectations, and had them all expertly crushed. Service was disinterested verging on insolent (“Hi, do you know what time the live music starts?” “No Continue reading →