Yep, it’s that time at last. There comes a point in every young man’s life when he decides to fly the coop; usually about the same time that the young man realises he’s living in a coop, not a house. This is why coops are constructed at ground level, as the young man will shortly Continue reading →
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You’ve probably already heard of our escalating prisons crisis here in the omnibenevolent UK. What you won’t have heard is the reason, which I discovered today: prison is vastly preferable to a large amount of housing in our major cities. Far from being incorrigible scallies, most of the inhabitants of our penal system are in Continue reading →
I just bought myself a manbag. That’s not the problem. The problem is the marketing material I just found in my manbag, which made me want to throw up in the nearest handy receptacle. Fortunately I was still holding the manbag. Here is the glurge: So you’re interested in PUMA? Nice move. You’re obviously smart, Continue reading →
It takes a dedicated professional to write a good form. You may think that one you did in Word with the custom editable fields was nifty, but it wasn’t. This is an art-form, my friends (arf arf). I’m prepared to bet, for example, that your effort didn’t have anything as inspired as the following, lifted Continue reading →
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. — Mel Brooks I’m watching Little Miss Sunshine at the moment, and a highly unoriginal thought just struck me, which is that we, collectively, are a complete set of bastards. We laugh at the most horrible things. Continue reading →