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		<title>Breaking News: World runs out of news</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>In a development that has shocked Fleet Street, it transpired today that the world has run out of news. Pensioners were seen roaming the street, befuddled at the lack of stimulus from their cathode ray sets, and commuters on the Tube were heard to wonder, &#8220;don&#8217;t we have some kind of bat-signal that summons Amy <a href="http://www.deadbadger.net/2008/07/breaking-news-world-runs-out-of-news/#more-40" class="more-link">Continue reading &rarr;</a></p>
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