I know, I know, another google search post. But (and I shit you not) someone recently reached this site by searching for the phrase: “fuck nose sausages” Yes, “fuck nose sausages.” Thank you, mystery person. It warms my chipolatas to know that there is someone out there who: Put sausages in his nose; Became enraged Continue reading →
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